Hubby: I can’t believe you’re going to have the kid potty trained before she can talk.
Me: Oh, we’re a looooong way from being fully trained. Mostly, I just feed her her bottle, wait 20 or 30 minutes, then sit her on the potty and read stories to her until she pees. Anything she does in between I don’t catch. Although, she’s really good at pooping. She makes this face when she’s pooping, so when I see it I just say: “Gracie, are you pooping? Let’s go poop on the potty!” and she gets all excited and runs to the bathroom and we poop on the potty.
Peeing is harder though. It’s hard to tell when she’s peeing. There’s no face for peeing.
Hubby, (now laughing): There’s no face for peeing… There’s the title for your next blog post!