Lesson for the day:
DO NOT, under any circumstances, tell your 2-year-old that there is a frog in your throat when your voice goes a little funny.
It will lead to looks of fear, a very long discussion about how it's just something people say, and will end with you digging out a flashlight and opening your mouth very wide so the 2-year-old can see for herself that there is no real live frog in your throat.
Learn from my mistakes people. Learn from my mistakes.