So, I'm rocking Gracie to sleep in our rocking chair in the living room, singing my song of choice, "You are my Sunshine." I usually just sing the first verse of the song a few times and skip the second one, since it's really rather depressing, and then once I'm sick of singing that one over and over I just start humming.
Anyway, I'm rocking and I'm singing, and I notice that over yonder on the couch, hubby is also starting to get some droopy eyes. So I decide to change the lyrics a little bit, just to be funny. So my next time around the same verse, I start singing: "You're my two sunshines, my only sunshines. You both make me happy, when skies are grey…"
"WHAT????" Says hubby, now sitting straight up on the couch, no longer sleepy at all.
"What do you mean, what?" I say, clearly not understanding what's wrong.
"What do you mean BOTH?" He says, getting a little bit panicky now.
"Gracie and you. I thought you were looking a little sleepy over there."
"Oh thank god! I thought you were pregnant again!"